10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- I have found that when my reasoning for making a call amounts to, "Aww, fuck it." it is usually the wrong move.
- "The kiddie game is down the street!" - Mike "the Mouth" Matusow
- The best feeling in the world if flopping the nut straight against two players acting before you who both flopped sets. I'll take my chances against 5 outs.
- I cried because I had no draw, until I met a man with no pair.
- women can't play poker cause they don't have the nuts
- "never count your money when your sitting at the table, there will be time enough for counting, when the dealings done."
- Acey Deucy Never Leucy
--Phil Hellmuth
- When I was young, I heard that all you need is a chip and chair. Now that I am old, I realize that they weren't talking about tortilla chips.
- Famous last words before he became a eunuch 'Id bet my bollocks on this hand'
- Nixon financed his first political campaign with money he won playing poker against his fellow naval officers.