10 Random Poker Quotes

• "I could make a crazy call on you..." Sammy Farhah to Chris Moneymaker at the final table when Moneymaker went all in.
• Playing poker for play money is like going to a strip club for the food. -UncleWaldo
• Seldom do the lambs slaughter the butcher. -Amarillo Slim
• This site pulls more flushes than a public restroom!!!
• "Listen, here's the thing. If you can't spot the sucker in the first half hour at the table, then you ARE the sucker." - Mike McDermott, "Rounders"
• Sex is good, but poker lasts longer.
• when a player asks me for lucky chips, i say they weren't lucky for the person i got them from
• People who play poker should also try playing with sock puppets, or, in a more casual event, training ferrets. I hope this pleases fellow pokerites like it pleases me, daily. WOW im wet.
• Life is a gamble at terrible odds if it was a bet you would never take it
• if u play for the thrill u are ill