10 Random Poker Quotes

• If there was no luck involved I'd win every time. - Phil Hellmuth
• "never count your money when your sitting at the table, there will be time enough for counting, when the dealings done."
• Poker is like masturbating. It's fun, highly addictive, and eventually gives you the feeling of getting fucked.
• Poker is a lot like sex. Everyone thinks they know what they are doing, but only a few are actually good at it.- "Dutch" Boyd
• Fold and live to fold again
• "I guess the sayings' true. In the poker game of life, women are the rake man. They are the f---kin' rake." - Worm (Rounders, 1998)
• I can't raise it up. - Cow Jacobs
• Always play hands where both hole cards are different suits. It doubles the possibility of hitting a flush. Anon.
• "Hold em is to stud what chess is to checkers." -- Johnny Moss
• Poker is for loners.