10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Sign hanging in old time saloon: Liquor in the front, poker in the rear.
-The old sage.
- Sucking out won't help you.
The only cure for stupidity is losing.
-- The BRICK --
- Poker is like petting a cat, you need some hands.
- when i folded an A-7 suited under the gun which would've ended up giving me the small end of a mini jackpot, my dad said, "yeah, if i would've driven to Tucson, I would've found that diamond ring. But i don't drive to Tucson."
- what is a river if there is no river to draw to water
- The all-in play works everytime but once.
- I don't really mind getting bad beats. Of course, 9 times out of 10, my superior cards will win. But that 1 time in 10 that someone catches lucky cards and beats me, I don't get mad. Because each of the next 9 times they think they can catch something adds another inch to my television.
- Great poker players are separated from good poker players not by how they win their hands, but how they lose them.
- "Give me running 10's boy!!"
Mike Laing - after CALLING 78K with 10-8 on a board of K22
- Poker is like masturbating. It's fun, highly addictive, and eventually gives you the feeling of getting fucked.