10 Random Poker Quotes

• "Listen, here's the thing. If you can't spot the sucker in the first half hour at the table, then you ARE the sucker." - Mike McDermott, "Rounders"
• "If the flop don't fit, you must aquit" -Matt Thornton, Dayton, Ohio
• I'd rather be good than lucky, I'd rather be lucky than lose...
• With all the new poker players I cant play holdem with a pair of gloves
• In order to live, you must be willing to die - Amir Vahedi
• Playing poker for play money is like going to a strip club for the food. -UncleWaldo
• if u play for the thrill u are ill
• Someone on here said that "poker is for fat American losers". That sounds a lot like the ramblings of a foriegn homosexual who's busy scratching a broke ass.
• women can't play poker cause they don't have the nuts
• "Take my advice and do as you please" - TJ Cloutier