10 Random Poker Quotes

• If there was no luck involved I'd win every time. - Phil Hellmuth
• You have to piss with the dick you have
• Any two cards can lose... and they usually do.
• The next best thing to playing poker and winning, is playing poker and losing.
• Wise man say, "man who seeks revenge, should did two graves" ActionDave
• in the poker game of life women are the rake
• If you can't quit the best hand, you can't play.
• Darwin takes a toll on the worst poker players because they lose money, Darwin takes a toll on average poker players because they don't make money and they will never be a great poker players, Darwin takes the greatest toll though, on the greatest poker players, because they could be doing something greater.
• "Never say 'Whoa' to a mud puddle" -- Anonymous $4-to-go NL A-5 Lowball Table, Cameo Club Palo Alto CA, 1977
• If you could lose all of your money again... what would you have done differently?