10 Random Poker Quotes

• Why not, when some because there are three.
• "I better straighten out my game, before I flush all my money down the toilet" - D. Drury
• Poker - love the pain or play checkers. - MoeSyzslak
• "Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and fuck the prom queen."
• " Dear Lord, help me to break even. I need the money."
• "Not all trappers wear 'coon-skin hats."
• this hand sucked me in like an eagle in a jet engine
• Fook the floosh droo!
• The one who bets the most wins; cards just break ties.
• Darwin takes a toll on the worst poker players because they lose money, Darwin takes a toll on average poker players because they don't make money and they will never be a great poker players, Darwin takes the greatest toll though, on the greatest poker players, because they could be doing something greater.