10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Why not, when some because there are three.
- If luck wasn't a factor, I'd win every one. -Phil Hellmuth
- Nobody would play the game if the best hand always won.
-Will Schwarz
- "never count your money when your sitting at the table, there will be time enough for counting, when the dealings done."
- I've raised with cards less attractive than what's in my toilet after I took a dump in it. - Gus Hansen
- "The kiddie game is down the street!" - Mike "the Mouth" Matusow
- Sucking out won't help you.
The only cure for stupidity is losing.
-- The BRICK --
- With all the new poker players I cant play holdem with a pair of gloves
- Most of these quotes are abysmal and submitted by the sort of idiots who fill the partypoker chatbox with words like 'phuktard'
- "The poker player learns that sometimes both science and common sense are wrong; that the bumblebee can fly; that, perhaps, one should never trust an expert; that there are more things in heaven and earth than are dreamt of by those with an academic bent."
-- David Mamet