10 Random Poker Quotes

• Poker is like a horse, five letters, two vowels
• "I got a full house! Whatchu got, sucker?" "Gee, does that beat me? All I got is two pair: a pair-a ones...and, uh, ANUDDA pair-a ones." -Nasta Canasta & Bugs Bunny, "Barbary Coast Bunny"
• Nobody would play the game if the best hand always won. -Will Schwarz
• Never educate a stupid poker player.
• I'm just looking for a way to get outa here.... --------Doyle Brunson, goes all-in WSOP2003
• I've noticed something funny ... the more I practice, the luckier I get. -- Jack Nicklaus
• " Dear Lord, help me to break even. I need the money."
• Poker - love the pain or play checkers. - MoeSyzslak
• "Poker is 100% skill, 50% luck" - Phil Hellmuth
• I'd rather be good than lucky, I'd rather be lucky than lose...