10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Frying bacon is much like playing poker; in each, a pig must be slaughtered and consumed by a superior being.
- If you don't want to get beat on the river, don't get in a hand with me.
-- Dan Nelson
- The greatest feeling is when you've broken your opponent's spirit & crushed his confidence. The fact that you've taken both his bankroll & the shirt off his back is just a bonus.
Tom V. (Livonia, Michigan)
- Sometimes nothing's a pretty cool hand
-paul newman-
- Never educate a stupid poker player.
- some call cheating immoral, but then again, it's immoral to let a sucker keep his money.
- If luck wasn't a factor, I'd win every one. -Phil Hellmuth
- ''when i bet i either have nuts or balls.''FRAN PINCHOT
- Sucking out won't help you.
The only cure for stupidity is losing.
-- The BRICK --
- Dan: I got the ace too, but I have nothing to kick you with.
Ian: Well, you could always take your shoe off.