10 Random Poker Quotes

• I have two small pair.....8's and 8's.
• Sometimes nothing's a pretty cool hand -paul newman-
• "I guess if there weren't luck involved, I'd win every time." -Phil Hellmuth
• The all-in play works everytime but once.
• "If you want to know what lies on the road ahead, ask the man whos on the way back" anon
• "In the Poker Game of Life women are the rake, they are the ______ rake." -Worm
• If there was no luck involved I'd win every time. - Phil Hellmuth
• Dan: I got the ace too, but I have nothing to kick you with. Ian: Well, you could always take your shoe off.
• No bad beat can withstand the assault of laughter!
• Homer: Your mother has this crazy idea that gambling is wrong. Even though they say it's okay in the Bible. Lisa: Really? Where? Homer: Eh, somewhere in the back.