10 Random Poker Quotes

• Normally, I wouldn't have called you, but you've been running bad!
• Asked why he played in a game known to be crooked, a player replied, "But it's the only game in town."
• Hold em' is like sex... everyone thinks they are great at it, but most people dont know what the hell they are doing.
• You can't lead a horse to water, but a Donkey will follow you all the way to the River.
• Ive always like the quote, "Who needs balls when you got the nuts!!!"
• If you can't spot the sucker at the table, guess what..
• "In the Poker Game of Life women are the rake, they are the ______ rake." -Worm
• women can't play poker cause they don't have the nuts
• Poker is like masturbating. It's fun, highly addictive, and eventually gives you the feeling of getting fucked.
• Seldom do the lambs slaughter the butcher. -Amarillo Slim