10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Kiddie games down the street! -- mike matusow
- When you're drawing dead, you always get there.
- "In the Poker Game of Life women are the rake, they are the ______ rake." -Worm
- People who play poker should also try playing with sock puppets, or, in a more casual event, training ferrets. I hope this pleases fellow pokerites like it pleases me, daily. WOW im wet.
- Fish don't eat Nutz!
- Most poker players agree, having sex is much akin to playing a game - both require a good hand.
- you cannot have everything....where would you put it. (steven wright)
- in the poker game of life women are the rake
- Got married to a hand, and discovered I got set up with a she-male.
- I don't want to be called a good loser. A good loser is still a loser.
-Stu Unger