10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- The one who bets the most wins;
cards just break ties.
- "In low limit hold em' deception plays a less significant role. Either someone is already looking at that hand or will call out of curiousity."
---Lee Jones
- "Oh give me a break, Ace-eight! I guess some people like getting their money in as a 3-to-1 underdog." -Phil Hellmuth, at the 2004 WSOP
- "Just play every hand, you can't miss them all."
-Sammy Farha's reply to, "How does he do it?"
- Most of these quotes are abysmal and submitted by the sort of idiots who fill the partypoker chatbox with words like 'phuktard'
- "I already messed this hand up pretty good, so I may as well call." Chris Ferguson
- (after a particularly bad beat)
"that was a terrible call"
"it's called gambling"
"no it's called really sucking at life especially poker and trying to throw your money away because your life is useless and you have been pondering suicide for the last week but getting lucky enough to keep it"
- Poker - love the pain or play checkers.
- MoeSyzslak
- "never count your money when your sitting at the table, there will be time enough for counting, when the dealings done."
- "I guess if there weren't luck involved, I'd win every time."
-Phil Hellmuth