10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- To win a bit of money, make your opponent think your hand is stronger than it is. To win a lot of money, make him think your hand is weaker than it is. - Josh Avery
- " The commonest mistake in history is underestimating your opponent; happens at the poker table all the time."
- I'm too good for you, you might as well flip those 2 cards over.
- this hand sucked me in like an eagle in a jet engine
- I'm a better poker player than I am a player.
-RedGrant
- "Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died." -- Steven Wright
- "You can shear a sheep many times; you can skin it only once." -- Amarillo Slim
- The best thing about that hand was I wasn't in it
- If only I'd read, "Winning at Internet Poker For Dummies." 'Til now, I never thought I qualified.
- Hold em' is like sex... everyone thinks they are great at it, but most people dont know what the hell they are doing.