10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Poker is like sex - everyone thinks that they are the best at it but few actually know what they are doing - Layne Flack
- I'd rather be good than lucky, I'd rather be lucky than lose...
- Poker is like masturbating. It's fun, highly addictive, and eventually gives you the feeling of getting fucked.
- I'm too good for you, you might as well flip those 2 cards over.
- Where's the buffet?
-Doyle Brunson
- I play like a mullet: tight up front and loose in the back.
- Nobody would play the game if the best hand always won.
-Will Schwarz
- what is a river if there is no river to draw to water
- I've noticed something funny ... the more I practice, the luckier I get. -- Jack Nicklaus
- Whaddya think you're playing against- an empty chair?