10 Random Poker Quotes

• " Dear Lord, help me to break even. I need the money."
• "Listen, here's the thing. If you can't spot the sucker in the first half hour at the table, then you ARE the sucker." - Mike McDermott, "Rounders"
• Kiddie games down the street! -- mike matusow
• "Never go broke in an unraised pot" -T.J. Cloutier
• When you're drawing dead, you always get there.
• I cried because I had no draw, until I met a man with no pair.
• Poker - love the pain or play checkers. - MoeSyzslak
• Remember these three simple words and you'll never go broke........ "Stick em Up!"
• Whaddya think you're playing against- an empty chair?
• If you lock 100 retards in a room and make them play a tournament, one of them has to win. If you do that in each state, you will produce 50 state champions. If you lock those 50 retards in a room, call it the Poker Championship of the Universe, one of them has to win, and then PokerStars gets 10%.