10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- I guess if luck wasn't involved, i'd win every tournament
-Phil Helmuth
- Remember these three simple words and you'll never go broke........ "Stick em Up!"
- Frying bacon is much like playing poker; in each, a pig must be slaughtered and consumed by a superior being.
- how do you know when simon trumper has just got lucky?
a bit of his hair falls out.
- It's Free To Fold...
- Think of how stupid the median poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.
- Liquor in the front, Poker in the rear.
- "Percentage players die broke too, Burt." -Fast Eddie Felson "The Hustler"
- Please screen your these quotes, most of the crap people submit here don't classify as poker quotes at all, they just express how badly those persons misunderstand the game of poker or how proud they are that they understand elemntry concepts such as "counting outs" or "pot odds", no one cares jerks
- it is true that you may fool all of the people some of the time: you can even fool some of the people all the time: but you can't fool al of the peole all the time.
-Abraham Lincoln