10 Random Poker Quotes

• I suck, therefore I suck out. North Shore Mike
• If you raise with 72 offsuit, you get to raise when the flops is 7-7-2, ... once in your life. If you fold 72 offsuit, you get the free time to study your opponents or the waitresses and avoid polishing the rail with your sweater ... tough decision!
• when you win its got to make a difference when you lose its got to hurt.
• "If the flop don't fit, you must aquit" -Matt Thornton, Dayton, Ohio
• "First you're a champ, then you're a chimp, then you're a chump." [I was told this was a quote from Phil Hellmuth]
• "if you riffle shuffle a standard deck exactly 9 times the cards will return to its original position as it were prior to the 9 riffle shuffles."
• I don't really mind getting bad beats. Of course, 9 times out of 10, my superior cards will win. But that 1 time in 10 that someone catches lucky cards and beats me, I don't get mad. Because each of the next 9 times they think they can catch something adds another inch to my television.
• Nobody knows where the hobo goes when it snows.
• Take me to the river. Wash me in the water.
• If you can't quit the best hand, you can't play.