10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Nobody would play the game if the best hand always won.
-Will Schwarz
- im going to 2 out you to death
- "Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and fuck the prom queen."
- (after a particularly bad beat)
"that was a terrible call"
"it's called gambling"
"no it's called really sucking at life especially poker and trying to throw your money away because your life is useless and you have been pondering suicide for the last week but getting lucky enough to keep it"
- Wise man say, "man who seeks revenge, should did two graves"
ActionDave
- Poker is like petting a cat, you need some hands.
- If it wasn't for luck, I'd win every hand.
- "In the Poker Game of Life women are the rake, they are the ______ rake." -Worm
- The next best thing to playing poker and winning, is playing poker and losing.
- Whaddya think you're playing against- an empty chair?