10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- To win a bit of money, make your opponent think your hand is stronger than it is. To win a lot of money, make him think your hand is weaker than it is. - Josh Avery
- "It's always good to get a nice dick-suckin before a tournament...it calms the senses."
Alex Powers
- Famous last words before he became a eunuch 'Id bet my bollocks on this hand'
- This site pulls more flushes than a public restroom!!!
- "Listen, here's the thing. If you can't spot the sucker in the first half hour at the table, then you ARE the sucker."
- Mike McDermott, "Rounders"
- "You gotta know when to hold 'em, know when to fold 'em." -Kenny Rogers
- i dont play any two suited cards. I play any two non suited cards, that way i am drawing at two different flushes
- how do you know when simon trumper has just got lucky?
a bit of his hair falls out.
- "The poker player learns that sometimes both science and common sense are wrong; that the bumblebee can fly; that, perhaps, one should never trust an expert; that there are more things in heaven and earth than are dreamt of by those with an academic bent."
-- David Mamet
- "Never go broke in an unraised pot" -T.J. Cloutier