10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "Never say 'Whoa' to a mud puddle"
-- Anonymous
$4-to-go NL A-5 Lowball Table,
Cameo Club Palo Alto CA, 1977
- No Limit Hold'em - Hours of boredom followed by moments of sheer terror.
- You can't lead a horse to water, but a Donkey will follow you all the way to the River.
- "I guess there's nothing left but all in."
-Greg Raymer
- "I raise, therefore I am." - Howard Lederer
- "I thought it was jack's"
- Phil Helmuth Jr. WSOP vs. Jason Lester
- The best thing about that hand was I wasn't in it
- You have to piss with the dick you have
- People who play poker should also try playing with sock puppets, or, in a more casual event, training ferrets. I hope this pleases fellow pokerites like it pleases me, daily. WOW im wet.
- Liquor up front, poker in the rear