10 Random Poker Quotes

• People who play poker often wear raw hide.
• If you could lose all of your money again... what would you have done differently?
• I should have stayed home and played with myself.
• "If the flop don't fit, you must aquit" -Matt Thornton, Dayton, Ohio
• Sucking out won't help you. The only cure for stupidity is losing. -- The BRICK --
• I'm a better poker player than I am a player. -RedGrant
• "Just play every hand, you can't miss them all." -Sammy Farha's reply to, "How does he do it?"
• Fold and live to fold again
• The all-in play works everytime but once.
• Play like a cunt, get fucked like one!