10 Random Poker Quotes

• I have two small pair.....8's and 8's.
• Sign hanging in old time saloon: Liquor in the front, poker in the rear. -The old sage.
• "The last time I saw this many Bad Hands was the Shoplifter's Convention in Vegas!" by flintsword
• "I'd rather be lucky than good" - Lefty Gomez
• The all-in play works everytime but once.
• Welcome to kicker school
• "That's the best I ever misread a hand." Unknown NL holdem tourney player at Taj Mahal, December 2003, after going all in on the flop, mistakenly believing he had a flush, but rivering a flush anyway
• I'm too good for you, you might as well flip those 2 cards over.
• I'm just looking for a way to get outa here.... --------Doyle Brunson, goes all-in WSOP2003
• "Take my advice and do as you please" - TJ Cloutier