10 Random Poker Quotes

• "you either live by the river or die by the river" why do i always seem to die
• A great poker player knows when he is playing poorly.
• Famous last words before he became a eunuch 'Id bet my bollocks on this hand'
• ''when i bet i either have nuts or balls.''FRAN PINCHOT
• The next best thing to playing and winning is playing and losing. --Nick the Greek
• Most poker players agree, having sex is much akin to playing a game - both require a good hand.
• "Hold em is to stud what chess is to checkers." -- Johnny Moss
• This above all else: To thine own self be true. - William Shakespeare
• When you win... Rub it in!!! When you lose.. Drink the booze!!!!! Los Altos Dirt Bikers
• Poker is for loners.