10 Random Poker Quotes
« back to poker calculator
More Random Quotes- In the game of life, women are the rake. - Worm
- Someone on here said that "poker is for fat American losers". That sounds a lot like the ramblings of a foriegn homosexual who's busy scratching a broke ass.
- "All-in, bitches!!!"
- Playing poker for play money is like going to a strip club for the food. -UncleWaldo
- I've raised with cards less attractive than what's in my toilet after I took a dump in it. - Gus Hansen
- "I guess if there weren't luck involved, I'd win every time."
-Phil Hellmuth
- Remember these three simple words and you'll never go broke........ "Stick em Up!"
- "Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and fuck the prom queen."
- It's Free To Fold...
- "I'd rather be lucky than good"
- Lefty Gomez