10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Dan: I got the ace too, but I have nothing to kick you with.
Ian: Well, you could always take your shoe off.
- If you play 69, always bet on the come.
- This site pulls more flushes than a public restroom!!!
- When you're drawing dead, you always get there.
- Poker is for loners.
- Poker is like masturbating. It's fun, highly addictive, and eventually gives you the feeling of getting fucked.
- "Listen, here's the thing. If you can't spot the sucker in the first half hour at the table, then you ARE the sucker."
- Mike McDermott, "Rounders"
- Remember these three simple words and you'll never go broke........ "Stick em Up!"
- "The kiddie game is down the street!" - Mike "the Mouth" Matusow
- In order to live, you must be willing to die - Amir Vahedi