10 Random Poker Quotes

• I played poker with a real 10 last night, however on a slow night she only charges 5!
• "Not all trappers wear 'coon-skin hats."
• I should have stayed home and played with myself.
• You can't lead a horse to water, but a Donkey will follow you all the way to the River.
• If you can't quit the best hand, you can't play.
• Darwin takes a toll on the worst poker players because they lose money, Darwin takes a toll on average poker players because they don't make money and they will never be a great poker players, Darwin takes the greatest toll though, on the greatest poker players, because they could be doing something greater.
• "It's hard work. Gambling. Playing poker. Don't let anyone tell you different. Think about what it's like sitting at a poker table with people whose only goal is to cut your throat, take your money, and leave you out back talking to yourself about what went wrong inside. That probably sounds harsh. But that's the way it is at the poker table. If you don't believe me, then you're the lamb that's going off to the slaughter." --Stu Unger, three-time WSOP Champion
• Ive always like the quote, "Who needs balls when you got the nuts!!!"
• in the poker game of life women are the rake
• Normally, I wouldn't have called you, but you've been running bad!