10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- The greatest feeling is when you've broken your opponent's spirit & crushed his confidence. The fact that you've taken both his bankroll & the shirt off his back is just a bonus.
Tom V. (Livonia, Michigan)
- Never educate a stupid poker player.
- With all the new poker players I cant play holdem with a pair of gloves
- Those eggs smell delicious!
- I've raised with cards less attractive than what's in my toilet after I took a dump in it. - Gus Hansen
- "No river, no fish."
- in the poker game of life women are the rake
- This site pulls more flushes than a public restroom!!!
- "I guess if there weren't luck involved, I'd win every time."
-Phil Hellmuth
- Kiddie games down the street! -- mike matusow