10 Random Poker Quotes

• "I raise, therefore I am." - Howard Lederer
• This site pulls more flushes than a public restroom!!!
• Famous last words before he became a eunuch 'Id bet my bollocks on this hand'
• You should pay as much as possible for a free card.
• Any two cards can lose... and they usually do.
• Poker is like masturbating. It's fun, highly addictive, and eventually gives you the feeling of getting fucked.
• "if you riffle shuffle a standard deck exactly 9 times the cards will return to its original position as it were prior to the 9 riffle shuffles."
• When I was young, I heard that all you need is a chip and chair. Now that I am old, I realize that they weren't talking about tortilla chips.
• Poker - love the pain or play checkers. - MoeSyzslak
• "In low limit hold em' deception plays a less significant role. Either someone is already looking at that hand or will call out of curiousity." ---Lee Jones