10 Random Poker Quotes

• "I better straighten out my game, before I flush all my money down the toilet" - D. Drury
• Play like a cunt, get fucked like one!
• The all-in play works everytime but once.
• I don't really mind getting bad beats. Of course, 9 times out of 10, my superior cards will win. But that 1 time in 10 that someone catches lucky cards and beats me, I don't get mad. Because each of the next 9 times they think they can catch something adds another inch to my television.
• Someone on here said that "poker is for fat American losers". That sounds a lot like the ramblings of a foriegn homosexual who's busy scratching a broke ass.
• Hold em' is like sex... everyone thinks they are great at it, but most people dont know what the hell they are doing.
• You should pay as much as possible for a free card.
• they call it poker because the word "FUCK" was taken.
• With all the new poker players I cant play holdem with a pair of gloves
• " The commonest mistake in history is underestimating your opponent; happens at the poker table all the time."