10 Random Poker Quotes

• When you're drawing dead, you always get there.
• Those eggs smell delicious!
• Famous last words before he became a eunuch 'Id bet my bollocks on this hand'
• "Poker is 100% skill, 50% luck" - Phil Hellmuth
• Sucking out won't help you. The only cure for stupidity is losing. -- The BRICK --
• "You can shear a sheep many times; you can skin it only once." -- Amarillo Slim
• A great poker player knows when he is playing poorly.
• I cried because I had no draw, until I met a man with no pair.
• "I guess the sayings' true. In the poker game of life, women are the rake man. They are the f---kin' rake." - Worm (Rounders, 1998)
• "I raise, therefore I am." - Howard Lederer