10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- You have to piss with the dick you have
- If only I'd read, "Winning at Internet Poker For Dummies." 'Til now, I never thought I qualified.
- Sometimes doing the right thing loses you money and the wrong thing gains you money. The trick is figuring the right time to do the wrong thing and the wrong time to do the right thing.
- Why not, when some because there are three.
- I used to go out, go dancing, and talk to the chicks. Now, my life has been down-sized to the couch, the laptop, and the occasional cranberry and rum.
--The 5 card stud---
- There's only one concept to understand in poker: at the end walk out with more money than you walked in with.
- How can I miss the flop so bad that I don't even have a straight draw? -Jdoe
- Sign hanging in old time saloon: Liquor in the front, poker in the rear.
-The old sage.
- To win a bit of money, make your opponent think your hand is stronger than it is. To win a lot of money, make him think your hand is weaker than it is. - Josh Avery
- Sucking out won't help you.
The only cure for stupidity is losing.
-- The BRICK --