10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- you cannot have everything....where would you put it. (steven wright)
- how do you know when simon trumper has just got lucky?
a bit of his hair falls out.
- " The commonest mistake in history is underestimating your opponent; happens at the poker table all the time."
- Sign hanging in old time saloon: Liquor in the front, poker in the rear.
-The old sage.
- If only I'd read, "Winning at Internet Poker For Dummies." 'Til now, I never thought I qualified.
- Poker is like a horse, five letters, two vowels
- People who play poker often wear raw hide.
- When I was young, I heard that all you need is a chip and chair. Now that I am old, I realize that they weren't talking about tortilla chips.
- the perfect poker player deploys his masterful execution of logic and then litters it with chaotic sequences of lunacy.
- (after a particularly bad beat)
"that was a terrible call"
"it's called gambling"
"no it's called really sucking at life especially poker and trying to throw your money away because your life is useless and you have been pondering suicide for the last week but getting lucky enough to keep it"