10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- in the poker game of life women are the rake
- Take me to the river. Wash me in the water.
- Sex is good, but poker lasts longer.
- Most of these quotes are abysmal and submitted by the sort of idiots who fill the partypoker chatbox with words like 'phuktard'
- "So again, do not raise in No Limit Hold'em -- especially tournaments -- if there is a reasonable chance that a reraise will make you throw up." -- David Sklansky (Tournament Poker for Advanced Players)
- I guess if luck wasn't involved, i'd win every tournament
-Phil Helmuth
- If you don't want to get beat on the river, don't get in a hand with me.
-- Dan Nelson
- How do you get a professional poker player off your porch? Pay him for the pizza.
- "I guess there's nothing left but all in."
-Greg Raymer
- In the game of life, women are the rake. - Worm