10 Random Poker Quotes

• Luck is when preparation meets opportunity. - unknown
• The only way to win is to play. Unfortunetly, it is also the only way to loose.
• If you play 69, always bet on the come.
• "It's always good to get a nice dick-suckin before a tournament...it calms the senses." Alex Powers
• The only thing you lose by folding is the opportunity to win.
• "In the Poker Game of Life women are the rake, they are the ______ rake." -Worm
• Asked why he played in a game known to be crooked, a player replied, "But it's the only game in town."
• "If the flop don't fit, you must aquit" -Matt Thornton, Dayton, Ohio
• Any two cards can lose... and they usually do.
• The one who bets the most wins; cards just break ties.