10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- No bad beat can withstand the assault of laughter!
- "you either live by the river or die by the river" why do i always seem to die
- "You can shear a sheep many times; you can skin it only once." -- Amarillo Slim
- "Hooks (pair of Jacks) are for Fish. You've got to flop 'em, fold 'em, or fornicate 'em."
Johnnie Moss
- I cried because I had no draw, until I met a man with no pair.
- This above all else: To thine own self be true.
- William Shakespeare
- it is true that you may fool all of the people some of the time: you can even fool some of the people all the time: but you can't fool al of the peole all the time.
-Abraham Lincoln
- If you can't spot the sucker at the table, guess what..
- "The lucky player is usually the player that knows how much to leave to chance." flintsword
- God does not play dice with the universe; He plays an ineffible game of his own devising, which might be compared, from the perspective of any of the other players, to being involved in an obscure and complex version of poker in a pitch dark room, with blank cards, for infinite stakes, with a dealer who won't tell you the rules, and who smiles all the time. --Gaiman and Pratchett's "Good Omens"