10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Most of these quotes are abysmal and submitted by the sort of idiots who fill the partypoker chatbox with words like 'phuktard'
- Dan: I got the ace too, but I have nothing to kick you with.
Ian: Well, you could always take your shoe off.
- You can't lead a horse to water, but a Donkey will follow you all the way to the River.
- Playing poker for play money is like going to a strip club for the food. -UncleWaldo
- Famous last words before he became a eunuch 'Id bet my bollocks on this hand'
- The only way to win is to play. Unfortunetly, it is also the only way to loose.
- Great poker players are separated from good poker players not by how they win their hands, but how they lose them.
- Wise man say, "man who seeks revenge, should did two graves"
ActionDave
- "never count your money when your sitting at the table, there will be time enough for counting, when the dealings done."
- "never count your money when your sitting at the table, there will be time enough for counting, when the dealings done."