10 Random Poker Quotes

• Sex is good, but poker lasts longer.
• "I could make a crazy call on you..." Sammy Farhah to Chris Moneymaker at the final table when Moneymaker went all in.
• If you play 69, always bet on the come.
• A great poker player knows when he is playing poorly.
• Poker players and police officers have alot in common. Hours and hours of boredom with a few moments of sheer terror.
• You have to piss with the dick you have
• "I got a full house! Whatchu got, sucker?" "Gee, does that beat me? All I got is two pair: a pair-a ones...and, uh, ANUDDA pair-a ones." -Nasta Canasta & Bugs Bunny, "Barbary Coast Bunny"
• Playing poker for play money is like going to a strip club for the food. -UncleWaldo
• how do you know when simon trumper has just got lucky? a bit of his hair falls out.
• "I thought it was jack's" - Phil Helmuth Jr. WSOP vs. Jason Lester