10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "In low limit hold em' deception plays a less significant role. Either someone is already looking at that hand or will call out of curiousity."
---Lee Jones
- Any two cards can lose... and they usually do.
- " Dear Lord, help me to break even. I need the money."
- The problem with slowplaying the nuts is that there might be somebody else slowplaying a hand they only think is the nuts.
-Gary Carson
- The only thing you lose by folding is the opportunity to win.
- I'd rather be good than lucky, I'd rather be lucky than lose...
- If you raise with 72 offsuit, you get to raise when the flops is 7-7-2, ... once in your life. If you fold 72 offsuit, you get the free time to study your opponents or the waitresses and avoid polishing the rail with your sweater ... tough decision!
- "The kiddie game is down the street!" - Mike "the Mouth" Matusow
- I don't want to be called a good loser. A good loser is still a loser.
-Stu Unger
- Play like a cunt, get fucked like one!