10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "In the Poker Game of Life women are the rake, they are the ______ rake." -Worm
- I should have stayed home and played with myself.
- "Percentage players die broke too, Burt." -Fast Eddie Felson "The Hustler"
- I cried because I had no draw, until I met a man with no pair.
- To win a bit of money, make your opponent think your hand is stronger than it is. To win a lot of money, make him think your hand is weaker than it is. - Josh Avery
- It's Free To Fold...
- "So, what did you have?"
"A pair...of balls."
- im going to 2 out you to death
- Darwin takes a toll on the worst poker players because they lose money, Darwin takes a toll on average poker players because they don't make money and they will never be a great poker players, Darwin takes the greatest toll though, on the greatest poker players, because they could be doing something greater.
- they call it poker because the word "FUCK" was taken.