10 Random Poker Quotes

• " The commonest mistake in history is underestimating your opponent; happens at the poker table all the time."
• When you win... Rub it in!!! When you lose.. Drink the booze!!!!! Los Altos Dirt Bikers
• If it wasn't for luck, I'd win every hand.
• "In the Poker Game of Life women are the rake, they are the ______ rake." -Worm
• Poker is for fat, American losers.
• In order to live, you must be willing to die - Amir Vahedi
• Why not, when some because there are three.
• "The lucky player is usually the player that knows how much to leave to chance." flintsword
• I don't really mind getting bad beats. Of course, 9 times out of 10, my superior cards will win. But that 1 time in 10 that someone catches lucky cards and beats me, I don't get mad. Because each of the next 9 times they think they can catch something adds another inch to my television.
• Take me to the river. Wash me in the water.