10 Random Poker Quotes

• I have found that when my reasoning for making a call amounts to, "Aww, fuck it." it is usually the wrong move.
• How do you get a professional poker player off your porch? Pay him for the pizza.
• The best feeling in the world if flopping the nut straight against two players acting before you who both flopped sets. I'll take my chances against 5 outs.
• Fish don't eat Nutz!
• With all the new poker players I cant play holdem with a pair of gloves
• Wise man say, "man who seeks revenge, should did two graves" ActionDave
• "It's always good to get a nice dick-suckin before a tournament...it calms the senses." Alex Powers
• Poker is like petting a cat, you need some hands.
• It's Free To Fold...
• When I was young, I heard that all you need is a chip and chair. Now that I am old, I realize that they weren't talking about tortilla chips.