10 Random Poker Quotes

• "What's the sound of shuffling a single card?" - tidytom
• No bad beat can withstand the assault of laughter!
• Liquor up front, poker in the rear
• Poker is like masturbating. It's fun, highly addictive, and eventually gives you the feeling of getting fucked.
• "never count your money when your sitting at the table, there will be time enough for counting, when the dealings done."
• "Take my advice and do as you please" - TJ Cloutier
• "That's the best I ever misread a hand." Unknown NL holdem tourney player at Taj Mahal, December 2003, after going all in on the flop, mistakenly believing he had a flush, but rivering a flush anyway
• Sometimes nothing's a pretty cool hand -paul newman-
• If you can't spot the sucker at the table, guess what..
• "It's always good to get a nice dick-suckin before a tournament...it calms the senses." Alex Powers