10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "It's always good to get a nice dick-suckin before a tournament...it calms the senses."
Alex Powers
- I cried because I had no draw, until I met a man with no pair.
- "If the flop don't fit, you must aquit" -Matt Thornton, Dayton, Ohio
- Normally, I wouldn't have called you, but you've been running bad!
- "I guess if there weren't luck involved, I'd win every time."
-Phil Hellmuth
- women can't play poker cause they don't have the nuts
- The all-in play works everytime but once.
- "if you riffle shuffle a standard deck
exactly 9 times the cards will return
to its original position as it were
prior to the 9 riffle shuffles."
- Poker is like petting a cat, you need some hands.
- "If i dont make that final table, nobody's gonna remember me next year. If i do make that final table, Im a poker legend overnight" - Dutch Boyd 2003 WSOP Main Event