10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "I had 2 high." -Sammy Farha
- Got married to a hand, and discovered I got set up with a she-male.
- Hold em' is like sex... everyone thinks they are great at it, but most people dont know what the hell they are doing.
- Poker is like sex - everyone thinks that they are the best at it but few actually know what they are doing - Layne Flack
- Play like a cunt, get fucked like one!
- This site pulls more flushes than a public restroom!!!
- Fish don't eat Nutz!
- Homer: Your mother has this crazy idea that gambling is wrong. Even though they say it's okay in the Bible.
Lisa: Really? Where?
Homer: Eh, somewhere in the back.
- the perfect poker player deploys his masterful execution of logic and then litters it with chaotic sequences of lunacy.
- Sex is like poker. It feels better to go all in.
--Jarod Kintz