10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- If you can't quit the best hand, you can't play.
- "I got a full house! Whatchu got, sucker?"
"Gee, does that beat me? All I got is two pair: a pair-a ones...and, uh, ANUDDA pair-a ones."
-Nasta Canasta & Bugs Bunny, "Barbary Coast Bunny"
- Those eggs smell delicious!
- To win a bit of money, make your opponent think your hand is stronger than it is. To win a lot of money, make him think your hand is weaker than it is. - Josh Avery
- A pair of Aces with a low kicker is like a chick without nipples...
-doyle brunson, circa 1986
- Remember these three simple words and you'll never go broke........ "Stick em Up!"
- It's Free To Fold...
- Nobody knows where the hobo goes when it snows.
- Think of how stupid the average poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.
- Sometimes doing the right thing loses you money and the wrong thing gains you money. The trick is figuring the right time to do the wrong thing and the wrong time to do the right thing.