10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- If you lock 100 retards in a room and make them play a tournament, one of them has to win. If you do that in each state, you will produce 50 state champions. If you lock those 50 retards in a room, call it the Poker Championship of the Universe, one of them has to win, and then PokerStars gets 10%.
- No Limit Hold'em - Hours of boredom followed by moments of sheer terror.
- "you either live by the river or die by the river" why do i always seem to die
- Nobody would play the game if the best hand always won.
-Will Schwarz
- Those eggs smell delicious!
- You can't lead a horse to water, but a Donkey will follow you all the way to the River.
- I cried because I had no draw, until I met a man with no pair.
- With all the new poker players I cant play holdem with a pair of gloves
- You have to piss with the dick you have
- Take me to the river. Wash me in the water.