10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "I already messed this hand up pretty good, so I may as well call." Chris Ferguson
- In order to live, you must be willing to die - Amir Vahedi
- Most poker players agree, having sex is much akin to playing a game - both require a good hand.
- Fish don't eat Nutz!
- With all the new poker players I cant play holdem with a pair of gloves
- Luck is when preparation meets opportunity. - unknown
- "Listen, here's the thing. If you can't spot the sucker in the first half hour at the table, then you ARE the sucker." - Mike McDermott (Rounders, 1998)
- "I could make a crazy call on you..."
Sammy Farhah to Chris Moneymaker at the final table when Moneymaker went all in.
- "Take my advice and do as you please" - TJ Cloutier
- "See, in my world - the world of high-stakes gin and poker - we play for cold, hard cash. It's all business, pure and simple. Anyone who thinks cardplaying is a 'game' - I'll show you a loser. Money... M-O-N-E-Y. That's how you measure success. One dollar at a time. One chip at a time. That's how you keep score." Stu Unger