10 Random Poker Quotes

• "you got to know when to holdem, know when to fold em, know when to walk away, know when to run..."
• It's Free To Fold...
• "Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and fuck the prom queen."
• Playing poker for play money is like going to a strip club for the food. -UncleWaldo
• "The lucky player is usually the player that knows how much to leave to chance." flintsword
• im going to 2 out you to death
• Poker is like sex - everyone thinks that they are the best at it but few actually know what they are doing - Layne Flack
• Play like a cunt, get fucked like one!
• "Take my advice and do as you please" - TJ Cloutier
• I cried because I had no draw, until I met a man with no pair.